Gas Station Chocolate War

Just described a dream I had in messenger. I'm just going to copy it here. It was a long dream and i don't feel like writing it again.


kloi says:
i was at school, and i didnt go to this school and this chick was upset and i consolled her and she ended up leaving with me at night
kloi says:
drove away with some guy also and broke down 10 miles from what was my house at a truck stop like place but it had 6 distint gas stations
kloi says:
all of them were competitors
kloi says:
andmnone of them helped each other
kloi says:
so we stopped and i broke into a motel and used the phone, while i did that theygot comfortable and she almost went to sleep
kloi says:
called my dad and told him we were on our way
kloi says:
then hung up, then i oculdnt get ahold of him anymore to ask him to come get me
kloi says:
every time i picked up the phone there was an old man with a wrong number askin me who he thought was an old woman to come over
kloi says:
so we left, for fear of being caught, and went to the closest gas station
kloi says:
well i had apparantly been here before, cause the guy made chocolate covered pancakes for my friends in the dream
kloi says:
i had one and got it everywhere
kloi says:
went outside looking for the pa phone, and he didnt have one
kloi says:
asked where the closest one was and he wouldnt tell me, hed only give me hints, cause these gas stations were like warring factions and they really really wouldnt contribute to one anothers success
kloi says:
so i come back inside
kloi says:
wait
kloi says:
forgot, i was outside talking to him through a window when he told me he didnt have any phones
Vopice Goppd says:
lol
kloi says:
while talking to him, this tall fuckin magnificent raccoon ran by, and we both commented causeit was all slender and graceful like a small deer
kloi says:
so i come bgack inside and no fucking towels
kloi says:
im lookin around, gettin mad cause im covered in chocolate
Vopice Goppd says:
lolol
kloi says:
everyone is clean again though (im the only messy person go subconscious anxiety)
kloi says:
so i go outside and im looking at the gas stations figuring out which to go to
kloi says:
he said something about a broken L
kloi says:
so i go back inside and the gas station is PACKED with customers
kloi says:
turns out he opened a secret store and they were all buying goodies
kloi says:
i go in the back and theres like..bathroom stalls built onto this secret store selling popcorn and tshirts
Vopice Goppd says:
my ass just clapped
kloi says:
so i go around the counter and there is one paper towel left
kloi says:
i grab it and whoever the guy with me was announced i had it, and it was mine, and that i was great
kloi says:
i started cleaning the goop off and woke up

I'm kloi because i can't type, and i tried to pass that off as language. Korey is that other thing, because he tried to pass that off as communication.