The Earth Begins to Move

Well, I didn't sleep the entire day away at least.

Woke up around 1pm because my brother was here. For those of you who don't know, he's a crackhead/drugdealer. He carries all the loving traits that make the world detest such people and when he shows up here, I find myself asking for one slip up and a lifetime of jail forced sex for him.

Is it still rape if he saw it coming?

Anyway, he was here about an hour, and will no doubt be back again tonight, to work on his broken down car he parked in our yard, or to wash his shirts for the third time today. I guess I should be grateful that he didn't bring his dirty whore wife, but that's not my style.

What is my style you ask? Well I'll tell you. I love shoes that normal white guys who are not confused about their culture, normally don't wear. I ordered some Friday, because the shoes I wear now are really not comfortable anymore. I also hate shoelaces. It's no that I have trouble tying them or anything. It's just I am much more happy being able to slip them on and go.

I have to say this pair is the first time I can remember, putting on shoes and them being comfortable. Usually it takes a good week for me to break some in well enough to where my wide feet stop feeling like they're stuck between 2 drunk fat guys at a park eating ribs all day that Korey made. Some people just give until it hurts.

behold the flashy foots's and what's the best part of all? HALF PRICE. My dad taught me well, I am the cheapest person I know.