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I went to sleep a little before 10:00pm, hoping I could get a jump on tomorrow, maybe accomplish something. And I wake up twice before 2:00am. The first time I woke up I went right back to sleep. The second time, which is now, I obviously am staying awake. So I had a weird dream, which is already starting to fade so let me try to get it on here before its gone.

It starts out and me and korey are traveling across the country. It's getting very late and apparently we are nearing our destination. We drive up to this old house in the woods, park and get out. This house is not a hotel or anything, but the people who live there let people stay in the extra rooms they have out in the stable area if they're traveling. So we go get in one of the rooms, and start looking around.

There are three other people staying there that night. Well, three that we see. Later on we learned there was a good eight or so, but for all purposes right now there are three. We go out and sit on this couch made of hay. Not hay just piled up, it was literally a couch made completely out of hay. Of the three we initially meet, all of them are women's. Two of them are very kind of loud mouthed and annoying, but the third one is sorta dorky, so that's the one we talk to. As the night goes on we talk and just discuss our reasons for being there.

After a little bit of this the scene changes and its all of us inside the big house. Along with Korey, the three women , and myself, there's a few other people there. We are all in a room with a piano to the side just talking. People come in and out, and eventually, the nice girl is in my lap. We are just talking and it was quite pleasant actually.

Then the people who lived there came in, and their retarded son had just died, and they wanted the girl in my lap to give the eulogy in a few minutes. No idea why she did that, must have been her job, but it made her very nervous. So I lifted her spirits and made her less afraid and before she went into the next room, we leaned in and kissed each other. Was one of those great movie type kisses where you could see it leading up to it as the movie progressed.

So she gets up and goes into the next room. She's reading a eulogy for this kid, and all the family is crowded around. I walk into the room, which happens o be a bar, and stand behind the counter. She's giving the speech, and making a lot of comments like "he couldn't really read, couldn't talk, couldn't run" and the family is loving it. When she finished everyone gave her a standing ovation. It was quite fun actually.

So it cuts to us laying together in bed for a little bit just being around each other. Most of my dreams have a moment like this to guarantee I will wake up sad and lonely.

Next it cuts back and we are leaving the house and instantly being in the desert fighting Arabians. They attack a bunch of people and then me and some guy are sent to go check it out. Several teams are actually but we are the first duo. So we're working across the desert and there's a cliff on the left of us and a canyon on the right. I see shimmers on the other canyon wall but don't think anything about it. We walk right into a trap.

Explosions start going off and he guy with me is taken out. And I go tumbling down the cliff. There's explosions all the way down, and I keep setting them off, but I'm not getting hurt by them. It is however sending me further and further down the cliff. Eventually I end up on the bottom, and I look up and there's a guy I remember from movies talking down to me seeing if I'm alive. I tell him yes but I have rubble all over me and I can't get up.

I start struggling and then this little armada of real cocky Arabians comes down the side of the cliff, where, conveniently there is a nice sloping walkway now. They have the guy trapped above me and are going to blow him and me up. They set 3 different types of explosives around us and one starts to prime it to blow s up. I leap up out of the rocks and kill the guy priming the bombs, and knock one to the ground as the other turns to face me!!

he pulls out a knife, which is useless, because in my dream I always have kick ass martial arts skills. And I fight it away from him and pin him down. I'm on the verge of killing him when I realize he writes a comic I like in this dream. So I let him and his crony live, and they intern pledge to help me across the desert. I look up to the other guy and he's dead even though nothing touched him, and me and the comic Arabian and his buddy set off.

So it cuts to the next scene just like in a movie. I have this small figurine of Anubis with me for some reason and the guy is telling me of its power. There are other statues like that all over the desert and each one can find the others. But we're walking along and I'm eating it. It sat in the desert for eons apparently, but kept its crunchy peanutty inside. I get to the point where there's tiny piece left and I drop it into the desert. The crony dives for it and I stop him telling him if he does that we will lose it. I calmly pick it up and it starts reacting. But it's not the figurine, it's me, I can feel there is one close by. From eating it, I gained it's power.

We walked a little further and then I woke up. I was kind of upset, I was enjoying my Indiana Jones type adventure.