Netherbian Streaks
Just woke up after a two part dream. First part, my dad had to fill in for someone at work, so for some reason we had to drive really far away and stay in their house. My dad slept on a couch, and my mom slept on a table, and there was a dork store behind the house. I left after my mom got tired of playing Game Boy and went to sleep. Next door there was a really nice house that I just walked into, and then 3 other dorks came in and started watching TV with me. They were slow to accept me, thinking their dorkdom was superior, but i soon won them over with my knowledge of useless crap and cool song lyrics.
Through this whole "scene" in my dream, there was background music. The whole sounded kind of like Danzig mixed with Dio. The lyrics were "Netherbian Streaks," then it would pause and another voice would go, "The Longhorn Nights" in a deeper tone. So it repeated over and over without stop. Netherbian Streaks would start over again before nights finished.
Netherbian Streaks...
The Longhorn Nights
Netherbian Streaks....
The Longhorn Nights
Netherbian Streaks....
The second half of the dream was like i was watching a movie, but I was in the movie. Kind of like floating around like a ghost no one can see while the scene plays out. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Christian Slater were leaders of opposite "Mad Max meets the army guys in Predator" gangs warring with each other. I watched as they had a stand off, with both Arnold and Christian posturing in front of their men taunting the other side.
Eventually Arnold trapped Christian in a small underground coffin like bunker. It really was a shitty place to hide. But Arnold tore through the top and cut off Christians hand with a machete while screaming repeatedly for him to not let anyone get his legs. There was something supernatural at work according to Arnold there that would cut off your legs if you fell asleep.



2 Comments:
I was having a great time in that dork store.
Those dorks can be that way. I wowed them with my "Saved by the Bell" knowledge and then we arm wrestled for Kelly's heart.
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