Well, I Slept Like Complete Ass......
Fell asleep pretty fast at 3am or so. 5:30am roles around and I'm laying in my bed awake and my mind just won't shut the hell up. So I keep trying....
Nothing
Bitty comes in and jumps up on my bed.
"Hey Bitty"
"MOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOW" he says
so I pet him a little bit, he purrs louder than most cats meow. I lay back over and I hear him scratching at the wall trying to get inside my window blinds. This wouldn't be such a problem if he didn't force his way in and bend them back, and eventually break them off. So I pet him a little more, and go to lay back down, but he doesn't see I have one eye out and I'm just staring at him waiting for him to do it.
"scratch"
"scratch"
"scratch"
"BITTY!!!!"
this time I kinda move my foot towards him, not in a threatening manner, but in a "Not now" manner.
"MOWOWOWOWOWOW" is how he responds to me, but I can only imagine what kinda of names he was calling me in kitty-cat speak.
So now I'm awake. Guess I'll at least see Sportscenter Old School 4 or 5 times.



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