When I'm a Dick

You know, there are times in everyone's lives when they act like a complete dick. The problem is, sometimes they don't know that's how they are acting. When this happens, someone has to take responsibility and tell them, "hey, quit being such an ass it's not cool." now you just have to hope that they are adult enough to listen and realize they are being a dick and stop being one. This isn't always the case.

sometimes, when telling someone how they are acting is wrong, they take offense and turn their wrath onto you. You have to try to stay calm and inform them why it's wrong but alas it just doesn't always work.

last night was one of those nights. Trying to have a conversation with someone who is completely intent on being in a bad mood, and won't listen is like pulling teeth. You can explain yourself all you want. You can make the best points and quote exactly where the trespass happens. But none of it will matter if they won't listen to what you're saying. Instead, they hear what they want to hear. Their mind is made up.

There is one option at this time and that is cut your losses and walk away. I'm not saying end a friendship because of one argument, but fucking hell, there's only so much talking to a stuffed animal one person can take.

Next I'd like to talk about calling someone a name. Some people think that absolutely no matter what a woman does, it is wrong to say anything to them other than, "Your highness, thine bubble bath is ready." Now I'm not one of these people. Sure on a regular basis, women need to be shown the same respect as anyone else, but if they are acting shitty, they forfeit those rights and are open for criticism and truth. This is where calling them an ass comes in.

now as far as calling a woman an ass, I think it's cleaned up pretty nice from what the normal woman insult is, which is bitch. Now, if you are acting like a complete ass to someone, then that is what you need to be called. If you attack me, or shit on a conversation with me, I'm not going to be calling you lady, I'm going to be calling you what you are during that time. If I sneak into someone's yard and get caught taking a shit in their pool, I expect to be called fucker, not Mr. Rob Sir.

On a final note to this rant. in the last year I have had 2 friends send me emails telling me to never talk to them ever again.

/raises arms as if to simulate Tugboats signature move