Makai

I fucking hate this god damn game.

I just lost 3 more hours in the same god damn dungeon I died in last time. Last time i got fucked over on the 49th floor. It is a 51 floor dungeon. This time, in the same dungeon, i just got fucked on the 50th.

That's ten hours and countless upgrades that have been shit down the toilet because the game pulls off bullshit every time.

It was a boss floor. First thing that happened is some 1100 HP bitch who was just out of my reach did 5700 damage to Shucks and insta killed him. Shucks is my leader and by far the biggest badass on my team.

I picked up the Diver with Ernest and moved him to the corner of the map to be safe. Diver at floor 50 would allow me to leave the dungeon if hell broke loose. He had two on him at that point. I take everyone out that is still alive and worth a damn and position them on the edge of the island facing where the next area will be.

I destroy the hat with Ernest and open up the land. I couldn't get to any of the enemies so I waited, thinking i had everyone spread apart enough.

It didn't matter. The first thing that happened was seven sins. In previous games it was dimension slash, but here it's called "Fuck you Rob Fuck You Fuck You."

Not only did this instantly kill everyone in a gigantic area, but it also hit my book. This caused my bonus gauge to break, hitting everyone on the map with 700 damage. Including Ernest, in one fell swoop my ENTIRE FUCKING ARMY was destroyed. I could no longer invite, and all my divers were gone.

The last three times I have played this game, i have lost ten hours total between three dungeons. It's bad enough to where now I'm thinking about selling it. Semi broke a controller for the first time since the N64 days. One shoulder button flew off to fuck knows where, and now there are a bunch of little chipped pieces bouncing around inside of it. Update:12:31- I tried to fucking update twice but Cox fucking crapped out like usual. Anyway, I found the shoulder button, it was behind my entertainment center on the left side.

I was having so much fun until then too. Getting a lot of weapons i had never seen before, and levels on everyone. I guess i was having too much fun and the game saw that.

I had something else i was planning on writing that would have been far more interesting. But it is going to have to wait, because all i can think about is if this game was a real person and me choking it to death with my bare hands.

Once again i say God Mother Fucking Dammit.