Mother of the Year Award

So ever since She brought her son down for my mom to watch on thanksgiving, we had been under the impression she would pick him up today. It had been a running joke that we would never see her again, and she would skip town and disappear. She is after all my brothers wife.

Well the reason for the babysitting was because she shakes her tits for a living. And working in a strip club the nights are the best time to make money. She couldn't find anyone to watch the kid(15 months old I might add) so she dumped him on my parents.

We have had him since early Thursday afternoon. We had to buy him DVD's to make him stop crying, and medicine because she left him here with a cold and didn't tell us.

Today, we expected her any time all day. Around 2 I asked my mom if she had gotten in contact with her yet and my mom said she wasn't answering. Finally, at 3pm, she called and said she was on her way.

She lives about an hour and a half away so we expected her between 4:30 and 5. Well 5 rolls around and she's not here. We get a phone call, and it's her and here's her excuse.

"I ended up not coming to pick up my 15 month old son, after I left him with you for 4 days 100 miles away, because I had to get my nails done so I can shake my tits at dirty men some more tonight. Sure, i had you watch him because I needed to shake my tits for the last 4 days already, but i need more false love. Also I will not be coming to get him until I get off work tonight late in the AM and drive there to pick him up."

Wow, what a fucking model of a parent. Any hope of my nephew ending up a good person are pretty much shot. He is going to be neglected like this his whole life, I imagine, because his mom is only worried about number 1...Herself.

It's funny, as much hate as there is between my brother and me, I actually think he was the better of the two at being a parent. Once the baby was born he quit the drugs, but it could just be a coincidence because he was arrested on 6 drug charges and all this happened during his trial period etc. I actually think the kid would be better off with my brother than his wife.

All kinds of shit in my mouth.

You know it's bad when I have to blog about it now.

Needless to say, spent thanksgiving with my mom, dad, and brothers wife and child. Kid is staying here till sunday, and hes a crying little whining shit. I know kids are expected to cry but GOD DAMN. It's like a perpetual almost break down thing going on whether hes happy or not.

She also left him here slightly sick, great mom. She has to go shake her ass tonight cause apparantly thanksgiving is a big day for titty bars.

Had to take my mom to walmart this evening to get medicine and like a thousand different things. Fucked up what we had, had to go to the front and get some money back, just fuckin rape.

Went to dougs and owned ass at dominoes, but then we played rummy instead of spades and rummy is kinda gay.

Came home, and aeris had this waiting for me:



Yup, threw up ALL OVER MY BED, so now I get to sleep with no sheets or blanket because I don't want to wake the baby up by running the washing machine.

Josh quits drinking and i want to start.

Oh yeah, my uncle paul was inthe hospital, so we get to have thanksgiving with them sunday also. No football, nope, more fucking wasted dinner at a place i odnt fucking like going anyway.

Thanks Josh

ZaEvil1 said...
So the Coach is a cool guy who anyone can go to when problems arise?? Sounds like a winner to me....Rob was the first person I talked to after I wrecked my truck sunday......lol

It's nice when someone posts negative things about you and your friends take up for you.

/high fives Josh
/also high fives Korey
/also attempts to high five Hunter, but we both miss and fall into sticker bushes.